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Rick Brunson is just another guy trying to eek out a living selling sex toys. Yet in the year 2024, free porn, AI generated Hentai, and ruthless advancements in Flesh Lights are compressing margins and infringing on the demographics Brunson Industries historically serviced.
They say crime doesn't pay. But neither does a 3% net profit on a 9 inch dildo.
With this mind Brunson emerges with a novel idea. Selling butt plugs for house pets. Encouraging people to start actually banging their pets.
Inspired by a mysterious note he received during the COVID-19 pandemic, written by a certain David Wingate in the year 2981. Rick comes to suspect that, by the year 2050, pedophilia will be legalized in the United States. That Jeffrey Epstein will be re-evaluated not as a child trafficker and potential Mossad agent but instead as a man-boy Christ-like figure.
It’s in this very milieu that Brunson plans to ensure, by any means necessary, that his proprietary puppy butt plug technology is first to market. Because, in his mind, by mid-century fucking fellow human beings will, in all likelihood, be totally passe.
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